[Vid] 11.11.21. Miyane Shop + Translations

 

Translations: 

Narr:Since a particular person was going to welcome them, they head to…

KARA: Sushi~!

Narr: Yes, this is Kaiba, a famous sushi restaurant in Kitahorie, Osaka. Many big name celebrities and athletes come here. The sushi that the chefs make from meticulously chosen ingredients is superb. Now, the person waiting here to welcome KARA is…

Man: Go ahead and go inside, everyone.

?: Welcome, welcome! 

Narr: The person who appeared in front of KARA is!?

?: Welcome!

Narr: Self-proclaimed American who was born in Saitama, Dave Spector! He’s been conducting interviews with Hollywood stars at Miyaneya. He heard KARA was coming, and volunteered to welcome them even though nobody asked.

Dave: Here you go!! So since this is your first appearance, I’d like for you to introduce yourselves. The funnier, the better!

Hara: I’m KARA’s Hara.

Dave: KARA’s Hara?

Hara: Yes.

Dave: Ufu<3

Sc txt: Fawning

Man: Dave-san, you’re a little strange today.

Dave: No, but this… I’m just overjoyed.

Narr: Would it really be ok to leave it up this man?

Seung Yeon: I’m Hamtaro Seung Yeon. Nice to meet you.

Dave: Hamtaro? Isn’t Hamtaro that anime?

Seung Yeon: Yes, the anime Hamtaro

Dave: It’s a nickname, right?

Seung Yeon: Yes. 

Gyuri: I’m Goddess Gyuri.

Dave: Goddess Gyuri?

Gyuri: Nice to meet you.

Dave: Wouldn’t Gyuri-maki be good? Ah, it’s kyuuri-maki!! (Kyuuri = cucumber)

Gyuri: What should I do…

Sc txt: The joke doesn’t get through

Nicole: I’m nico nico Cole.

Dave: Ah, nico Nicole.

Ji Young: I’m Giant Baby Ji Young.

Dave: Giant baby? Apo!! [Inset picture is of Giant Baba, a wrestler who was known for making those sounds during matches. (But I think Baba himself has said he doesn’t actually make those sounds. I don’t know.)]

KARA: …

Dave: That was a different giant baby, I guess.

Narr: 20 minutes have passed since filming began. Dave has yet to get a laugh out of them.

Dave: The host of this show is this person, Miyane Seiji. What kind of vibe does he give out?

Hara: Like a frog.

Seung Yeon: Like an athlete.

Dave: He does love sports, doesn’t he.

Hara: He’s smiling so big.

Dave: He is smiling really big.

Seiji back at the studio: They made me take the picture like that.

Dave: But when the cameras are off, he’s actually quite gloomy. 

Seung Yeon: Oh, is that so?

Sc txt: Big laughs

Narr: Using Miyane as the butt of the joke, he finally gets a laugh from KARA!! And finally, Dave Sushi is open!

Dave: Alright, what should I serve you first? It might be easier if I have this

KARA: Wow~ sushi!! Looks delicious<3

Dave: Seung Yeon-san?

Seung Yeon: Yes, ummmm… may I have the egg?

Dave: Egg? No problem!!

Employee: Yes.

Sc txt: Leaves it to others

Man: Wait, why are you dressed like that?

Dave: Well, the egg is easy for me, so…

Employee: Excuse me.

KARA: Wow, so fast!

Man: Looks good.

Seung Yeon: Itadakimasu! [saying thanks for the meal]

Dave: Hold on a second!!

Narr: Hold on a second? I have a bad feeling about this…

Dave: The entertainment industry of Japan is not that easy. Before that, we will have you answer a question and then you may eat.

Narr: Yes, this time, KARA won’t be able to eat sushi for “free”! This menu prepared but Dave has missions behind each item and the 5 of them must clear these before being able to eat. Seung Yeon’s mission is…

Dave: Please show us your special talent!

Seung Yeon: Special talent!? I don’t have many.

Dave: Japanese sushi are all like this, aren’t they?

Seung Yeon: Lies!!

Dave: After you answer the question

Seung Yeon: You’re a liar, Dave-san. Ok, then… a mosquito! The sound of a mosquito flying

Narr: Seung Yeon’s sound of a mosquito flying!?

Dave: This is understandable.

Man: The teamwork is amazing.

Seung Yeon: Thank you.

Man: I think we want to see Dave-san’s special talent as well.

Seung Yeon: Please show us.

Dave: You won’t use it though.

Ji Young: I want to see!!

Dave: It’s obvious it will be cut.

Man: Dave-san is good at doing impressions.

Dave: Ok, then I’ll do Richard Gere.

Narr: A situation no one was expecting. Please take a look, Dave Spector’s Richard Gere.

Dave: Hachi! [Inset picture: “Hachi: A Dog’s Tale,” Richard Gere]

Gyuri: What was that?

Seung Yeon: That was just “Hachi”

Sc txt: Laughs out of blushing because it was an unexpected hit

Narr: Almost as a way of fixing the situation [Dave’s impression], Seung Yeon take a bite of her egg.

Seung Yeon: It’s sweet, as expected. It’s delicious. Thank you.

Dave: Next, Gyuri-san.

Gyuri: Yes. Toro please.

Dave: What are some Japanese you learned recently?

Gyuri: Japanese I learned recently… Since this is Osaka, a little Osaka dialect.

Narr: Listen to Gyuri’s cute osaka dialect!!

Gyuri: “This is so troublesome~”

Sc txt: Where did you learn that?

Dave: How about for the other members?

Seung Yeon: For me, “Life is random.” [“Shit happens”]

Dave: They’re saying stuff that old people would say

Seung Yeon: Japanese is difficult.

The 2 back in the studio: They’re really good.

Narr: Dave spontaneously begins a Japanese session for KARA, who say Japanese is difficult for them!! The theme is “phrases to help you survive in the entertainment industry”

Dave: I’ll teach you the most important one.

KARA: Yes.

Dave: If you say this to the big stars in the entertainment industry, they will like you.

Narr: “The phrase that makes big stars happy” as taught by Dave, with 20 years as a talento, who knows everything there is to know about the entertainment world, is…

Dave: “You have/get numbers (ratings)”

KARA: Huh? Numbers?

Dave: You get numbers

KARA: You get numbers

Dave: Please say it facing the camera

KARA: You get numbers

Seiji back at the studio: What are you teaching KARA

Sc txt: Very satisfied

Narr: Satisfied Dave and cleared the mission. So Gyuri earns the toro.

Gyuri: It’s very tender.

Narr: Hara and Ji Young also clear their missions!! The group’s maknae Ji Young experiences a first at a sushi restaurant.

Nicole: Uwa, it’s mad. 

Employee: It’s moving.

Nicole: It’s moving?

Ji Young: Is it alive? I’ve never had this before!

Narr: How does the raw shrimp taste?

Ji Young: It’s good

Seung Yeon: Um, this one’s still alive

Hara: Ji Young ate you. Sorry.

Dave: How about you, Nicole-san?

Nicole: Yes, I’ll have the uhh… salmon

Dave: Please show us a dance move that you recommend! Everyone wants to see dancing, right?

Nicole: Winter Magic’s aegyo dance.

Narr: Hmm? Aegyo dance? Aegyo dance is the dance that’s in KARA’s new song “Winter Magic.” KARA has grabbed attention with unique choreography, such as the hip dance and penguin dance. What kind of dance will this one be?

Nicole: You keep your hands in the back and move your shoulders and heads in the opposite directions. I imagine there’s a handsome man in front of me and show aegyo.

Seiji back at the studio: Hey, middle-aged man! Middle-aged men don’t need to do it!

[As KARA do the dance, Seiji points out that the sushi chef is also doing it]

Man: The chef in the back was doing it (the aegyo dance) secretly also.

Narr: It ended up a mess with not being able to tell who was the host and who was the guest, but hopefully KARA had fun. Lastly, a message from KARA to Miyane-san in the studio!!

Gyuri: Next time, let us visit the studio. And Miyane-san, you’ve got numbers~!

Seiji: KARA used the phrase. But their Japanese has really improved!

Dave: Yes, their Japanese is really good. And they’re interested in everything and curious, but despite the fact that it was for promotional purposes, I think I was a big nuisance.

Seiji: No… but Teshima-san, their cuteness on one hand and their greatness in singign and dancing on the other, this cap is what’s appealing, don’t you think?

Teshima: Yes, you definitely feel that [I can’t make out what he says here] and Dave-san is quite [I can’t make out what he says here] outside of live broadcasts, but with KARA, he was fawning over them and [something about acting naturally]

Seiji: KARA’s dance, as mentioned earlier, hip dance, penguin dance, aegyo dance, Niwano-san, the kids are all

Niwano: Yes, they’re all imitating this/them.

CR: Superior Music @ tumblr

can't even.. Jing ate a LIVE Shrimp?!! XD