[Vid] 13.04.20. Samma No Mamma + Translations

 Translations:

sanma(s): it's not "karaaa---(like colour?)", is it? i have always thought it was

s: well, what kind of persons are they?

s: yes, hello

KARA: hello

n: ojamashima-su (i'm coming in)

j: ojamashima-su

s: yes yes come come

h: ojamashima-su

g: ojama.,,

j: sanma san, nice to meet you

s: yes

KARA: nice to meet you

s: is it "nice to meet you" (first time seeing)?

g: yes

j: do you know us?

s: yes, i do. i have said "i like you"... well, you know that, don't you?

g: yes, i do

j: yes, i do

s: like saying i like KARA, the year before last, for the top 10 ranking called lovemate, i ranked park gyuri there.

g: yes

j: yes

g: thank you very much for mentioning me there

s: then, gave me a cd with autograph saying i like sanma san, too in japanese, right?

g: yes

sy: yes

talking about this

110724 さんまが選ぶいい女！パク・ギュリ(KARA)

after this, gyuri tweeted:

"i saw 27hoursTV (name of the program). i was happy to see sanma san mentioning me for "good? woman" no.9. to tell the truth, before this, seeing many programs like "odoru sanma goden" "sanma no manma!, i became a sanma san fan. someday, i would like to be in sanma san's program and see him"

https://twitter.com/gyuri88/status/95156896247451648

s: yeah! i know.

j: thank you very much

s: of cource. because we are lovers

g: lovers??? hahaa

KARA: hahaha

s: wait a second

j: sanma san

s: what?

j: is this sanma san's past picture?

s: yes yes yes

j: looking good

g: good looking

s: good looking....well, that, you can't see the audience in the picture, but, actually, the audience were falling down because i sang so bad.

j and KARA : hahahaha

s: that's kind of neta (story or joke or comedy). i got a lot of laughter for this

KARA: aaaaa, i see

s: well, i forgot your orders. what were the orders?

h: orange juice

j: two orange juice

n: water

g: tea

j: tea, water....

j: sanma san, kind

s: well, kind, yes, this is my job.

j and g: hahah

sy: yes, you right

s: i don't do this for a date

j: really?

s: all...

j: women get pleased to see men doing these

s: i'm a kind of a person who wants women to do these things for me

g, j, sy: ohhh

s: japanese, how long did you study to get this good?

KARA: like two years, three years

s: in two years, you can get this good?

s: lie!? it's great

h: it's not a lie

s: i know that.

ha: haha

s: it has been quite long since KARA became popular?

j: yes

sy: in korea, like 6 years

j: in japan, over 2 years

s: that, lalalala was like 2 years ago?

KARA: yes

g: is that, by any chance, mister? lalala lalala?

h: lalala lalala

sy: please sing it properly

s: lalala lalala

sy: really?

s: you shake hip like this

KARA: kyaaaa!

j: it's not like that

s: it's not? why?

j: it's hip dance

s: you mean, do this!?

sy: nnnn, well, n....

h: this

s: yes, this this this

s: what kind of melody is it?

h, s, KARA: lalala

s: popipopipopi isn't it. no. right?

sy: it's not

KARA: waaaaaa!

j: sanma san!

g: sanma sa-n

j: that's not!

s: popipopi...that's sutera?

g and kara: T-ARA desu

s: T-ARA

h: hahaha

j: ah!

s: what?

j: do you know our names? all 5?

g: ah! yes

s: park gyuri

sy: oh!

g: yeah

j: what about me?

s: eeeee...me....hara san,

h: yeah!

s: eeeee...

j: not good!

s: not good..i'm not good

j: nonono it's ok

h: are we introducing?

s: introducing, yes, please

g: yes

h: yes. KARA's hara desu imnida!

s: korean

j: imnida

n: nicole desu

s: yes yes, nicole chan, yes yes yes

s: then?

g: yes. gyuri desu

s: gyuri

sy: sy desu

s: sy. yes yes yes

j: jiyoung desu

s: yes yes yes

j: you didn't know

s: sanma desu

KARA: kyaaaa!

h: we know that. sanma san

h: honmaya desu (honmaya=it is really)

s: honmaya. hahaa

s: orange juice?

j: itadakimasu (i'm having)

s: oolong tea? tea?

g: thank you very much

j: haha

s: water

h: oh yeah

j: waa

s: kara! (kara=empty)

KARA: hahahaha

j: it's fun

s: you are like 24 years old?

j: me?

s: yes

g: jiyoung chan is the youngest

sy: eee

s: youngest!

n: hahaha

g: 24...

s: how old?

j: 19 years old desu

s: ee?

s: debut, 6 years, 19?

sy: surprising

j: well....i, junior high, 3rd grade, debut

s: junior hish 3rd grade, debut!?

j: yes.

s: uwaaa. only 19

s: what about her?

sy: how old do i look like?

s: eeee?

s: right now, you are just too beautiful to be seen well by me

n: hahaha

sy: nooooo

s: well, like about 21?

sy: woo yeah! success!

j: older than me..

sy: 24, 4

s: 24

g: what about me? 2...

s: eee...6?

g:....

n: hahahha wait wait

j: you must have known?

s: 24! i know. i know everything about her. because i like her so much. 2...years old.

KARA: hahahha????

sy: i can't hear well. i can't hear

s: if our hearts reach each other, it's enough, isn't it?

j: hahahha

s: do you understand this? 19 years old

s: but 19 years old, don't you get tired when you work? this busy

j: well...i'm used to it. already. yes.

s: you are

j: yes. i'm growing up

s: you are growing up

j: yes

s: well, you grew up that much

n: we have presents

j: yes, we forgot

s; what are those?

j: present de-su

s: you all have something similar

s: what's this?

j: well....

s: toilet paper?

h: toilet paper desu

s: 1..12 roles...

h and g: this too. please open

h: this too

sy: please open them

j: this

sy: they are presents

s: toilet paper..

j: this , really, has a deep meaning

g and sy: yes

s: i see. if i open, i will understand

j and h: yes, you will

s: i see i see. soryy sorry. i got disappointed, seeing toilet papers, but there is a meaning.

h: yes

g: yes, there is.

s: well...

h: in korea

j: haha

j: really

s: soft pulp?

h: sanma san

s: what?

j: haha

h: in korea, when you celebrate your moving..

s: lie!

h: it's not a lie

s: hahahahha. this is just my way of talking. sorry

(i remember the news that at perfume concert in korea, a-chan of perfume talked about a story like this. she uses "lie!" a lot, so jiyoung always says back "not lie". but she explained this just means like "really?")

h: works or things, go round well, like we wish,

s: go round. ah! go round well!

h: yes

s: go round well.

KARA: yes yes

s: you give toilet paper

KARA and h: yes

g: yes

s: that's very good.

j: yes

s: you can also make it cheap

s: like moving celebration, giving like tableware, in japan,

sy, g, j: aaahaaa

s: so, it tends to cost a lot

h: haha

s: this, cheap,isn't it?

j: yes

h: so, sanma san, go round well, i wish...

s: am i able to go round well?

KARA: hahaha

h: more more

s: so this, because i'm sick...nandeyanen! (KARA know how to use nandeyanen. i won't explain here sorry.)

n: hahaha

j: it's cd

sy: cd

s: with autograph

s: and..

n: strawberry desu

s: what?

h: strawberry

s: you like strawberry

h: yes

s: is this special strawberry?

n: yes

h: normal

n: aahh

sy: normal strawberry

j: normal strawberry

s: well, nothing from korea? korean things?

h: that's korean

sy and g: that's korean

s: this, totally, written in japanese

KARA: hahaha

h: but, the meaning is...

s: there is no korean language like this

sy: korean style...

s: soft pulp....

s: how do you say soft in korean?

KARA: pudurotta (don't know spelling)

s: e? pudurotta?

G: yes

j: yes

g: you good

j: good

s: i go to korea every year

KARA: really? for what?

j: private?

s: privat private

KARA: oh!

s: there is a woman i know

j: who is she?

h: who?

sy: girl friend?

s: old lady, old lady.

s: called junko mama. old lady.

h: junko mama?

s: she is like 65? already

sy: hahaha

s: she pesters me, calling, like "sanma! when are you coming?"

KARA: hahaha

s: "unless you come, korea won't get excited!"

j: eee?

KARA: hahaha

s: then, i'm like "well! I'm coming!(to get korea excited)"

sy and KARA: hahaha

sy: strawberry, looking beautiful, isn't it?

s: looking beautiful, isn't it?

sy: haha

j: looking beautiful, isn't it?

s: waaa! beautiful!

KARA: hahaha

s: see. waaa beautiful

h: waaa! beautiful!

KARA: hahaa

s: this? releasing now?

KARA: yes

j: bbhd desu. on sale desu!

s: sorry sorry. i haven't listened yet

j: why is that?

sy: why?

s: if i listen, i can't help wanting to see you

h: aaahhhaa

j: well well...

sy:....no way!

j: we...

s: i feel pain in my heart

KARA: waaaaa?!

h: i like that expression

s: that expression is good, isn't it

j: we can sing for you

s: really? that easy?

KARA: yes

n: (to j) please sing

j: alone?

s: you can sing the new song for us?

sy and j: yes

s: without music?

g: this is our job, too. it's ok

j: haha

s: sever...that's how park is right?

n: hahahaa!

g: haha

s: what kind of song is it?

g: graduation and new start...well...

s: graduation...

g: and new start...

j: it's april now, so...

s: yes yes yes.

j: people graduate and start

s: like "thank you for your smile..."

j: like that

g and sy: woooo! ahhha!

g: now! now!

sy: it's like that! that's it!

s: this is fanmon's song (funky monkey babies?). this is another real song

KARA: hahaha

j: sounds similar

s: yeah...i was in the MV..."thank you for your smile...lalala"

j: our song is...

g: yes...

s: like this?

g: similar

s: lie

KARA: hahaha

sy: kind of similar

KARA: (start singing) thank you♪ till we see again♪

s: not similar at all!

KARA: hahaha

s: with instruments and dance...

KARA: yes

g: we ave point dance, too

s: you have point dance

g: nicole chan

n: yes. point dance is katatataki dance

s: this time

n: yes

s: you all, korean groups, make point dance

j and KARA: yes

n: hit the person in front of you on the shoulder

s: haaaaa

KARA: yeah

s: i see. you all hit. there, what kind of song?

j and n: well..

KARA: (sing)

n: yes

s: there, you hit on the shoulder

KARA: yes

s: i see. you guys come up with various things

s: until when? you are staying in japan?

sy: uuuuu....we still have one more week left

s: one more week

j: ah! we are going to osaka, too!

g: ha!

s: really?

KARA: yes

n: please teach me osaka dialect

s: osaka dialect?

n: yes. something funny

s: what? funny?

h: haha

s: well, let me tell you, we are not using it because it's funny,

KARA: hahaha

s: because our area's langauge

h: yes

(i think, what nicole means is "teach me something funny" not "teach me because it's funny". sanma misunderstands here.)

g: the prounouciation is cute

n: yes. cute

s: aahhhaa. people say that. i hear people say like kansai people's accent is close to koreans

sy: really?

s: arigato! kamsahamnida! (don't know spelling)

KARA: ahaa!

s: isn't it?

arigato kamsahamnida o-kini (thanks in kansai dialect) sequence

s: so in this one week, you have a concert?

KARA: no.

sy: no. this time, only tv programs.

j: promotion

sy: promotion

g: the other day, we had a concert in tokyo dome

s: when?

j: january

sy: january

g: you didn't come

s: not like that. i knew that. if i see you, i feel pain in my heart.

KARA: eeee...haahaha

sy: lie!

s: true! seeing you makes me feel like seeing more and more.　you guys, don't understand mens' feelings at all.

KARA:.....

s: seeing your face gives me pain

n: (showing her face)

s: it hurts

KARA: hahahahah

j: sugoi (great?)

s: so you guys did it in january

KARA: yes

s: where?

KARA: tokyo dome

s: ah tokyo dome. how come you didn't invite me? like, i have been saying that i like KARA i like KARA

KARA:.......

J: manager!

KARA and s: hahaha

sy: (manager) what were you doing?!

j: what were you doing?

g: (i can't hear)

s: do your job!

j: do your job!

s: so you guys see japanese tv and study?

g and sy: yes

s: then, because people ask you like what japanese you learned first, you prepare funny answers

h: hahaha

g and sy: yes

s: yes

sy: it's my job

s: your job hahaha

s: that's good. i mean, you guys always come with gags

g: yes

sy: we will try

g: sho-yu-koto desu (this is a gag of sanma. gyuri knows it and uses here perfect timing. she is really genius.)

s: sho-yu-koto! good good good

s: what do you say..KARA for example...

j: the first japanese we learned?

s: yes. japanese you learned

j: i don't remember

s: you remember! (means you are speaking japanese so you remember japanese)

j: hahaha...i don't remember the first japanese i learned..i don't know

s: i see

s: what about park gyuri san?

g: ee? megami (goddess)

n: haahhahahhhaha

g: i learned megami

s: there is no way you learn megami first

g: hahah

s: hara san?

h: jinsei ha iroiro (there are various kinds of life)

n and s: hahahah

h: fufu

s: what about nicole san?

n: unagi (eel. well i don't know how many times i spelled "ele" until now....i found out that it is "eel" few days ago...)

s: hahahaha

n: because i like to eat

s: you like eel?

n: yes

s: (to nicole) what? what?

n: can i see the fridge?

s: what are you gonna do?

h: haha

n: well, i feel like making sandwitch for you

s: sandwitch?

s: korean style sandwitch?

n: ee? only sandwitch. the style i made myself. sandwitch

sy: nicole style

n: yes

s: cool

h: tasts good

s: you are making it for me?

n: yes

s: so that way

n: yes. i'm going

s: go

n: i have these

s: frying eggs?

n: yes. can i open it?

s: please open it

n: wo!

s: you opened too hard

n: (holding milk) yes. this too

s: sandwitch? making it like french toast?

n: it's not like french toast, it's like, about diet....(finding an apple) can i eat this?

s: no you can't. please make this quick. please make it. hurry

n: yes. but..

s: we are in the middle of shooting...

s: you guys! don't wander around!

KARA: hahaha

g: yes yes sorry

s: the camera can't follow you guys enough!

sy: i can't get on?

s: butter, egg, this, ...nicole style....(seeing jiyoung in helmet)waa!..look good with the helmet....what the hell are you guys doing!

h: sanma san, can i look at the fridge a little bit?

s: ok

s: how free these people are...

j: sanma san.

s: yes?

j: green!

s: wa! green! you say this with colour! usually say "dainasour" ...saying "green!"...it's wrong

s: well, can i call you "blue!" fine?

j: fine

s: what?

h: sanma san, can i eat this?

s: you can eat.

g: sanma san, can i eat "dango" too?

s: "tango"? it's "dango" yes dango

sy: me too me too me too

s: you too you too? "yellow!"

sy: fufufu

j: sanma san, haruna san...

s: haruna ai chan?

j: no. harisenbon's haruna chan..

s: yes yes. haruna chan

j: told me "try to ask this"

s: what what

j: "sanma san, you have buckteeth, have you had any difficulty because of it?"

s: haruna wouldn't say that

j: hahaha

s: during summer, my teeth get dry, so i can't close my lips

j: hahaha

j: great

s: great?

second video

h: is there any gag that is popular in japan right now?

s: character?

h: gag

sy: gag

g: gag

s: nihon de (in japan) nani hayatten nen? (what is popular right now? osaka dialect)

h, sy, j : nani hayatten nen?

s: what is popular? well, that? "wild daze!" (gyuri did this in yoyogi karasia)

h and g: wild daze

h: if i use this, can i get laughter?

g: surely?

s: not anymore, i think

KARA: hahahaa

sy: so that's meaningless

s: yes. it's old. the timing.

sy: old

h: hahaha. old

s: so, new one....nothing..pupular right now...

j: that..

g: itsuyaruka! ima desho! (when are you doing? right now!)

j: sanma san, ima desho!

h: ima desho!

g: itsuyaruka! ima desho!

s: itsu yaruka

h and j: itsu yaruno? ima desho!

g: do you know this?

s: hahaha. i know i know

j: is this?

s: this this. this gag

j: yes

s: ituyaruka?! ima desho!

KARA: ima desho!

well, this is from this. tv cm.

s: putting cheese in?

j: sugo-i (good?)

n: yes

s: doing sloppy...

sy: it's been long since we have seen that the last time

s: but not the first time

j: but, that is high callory

s: yes

n: so we don't eat that much

s: because high callory,

KARA: yes

s: you guys have to maintain your styles

s: ahaa. you done?

n: not yet

s: looks easy...don't have to cook....

g: sanma san, delicious food in japan that we can do delivery,

s: yes

g: can you recommend us some?

s: recommend? what do you like?

j: please buy for us

s and h: hahaha

sy: something not salty that much

s: not salty? hahha

g: anything is ok

s: like eel?

j: eel...ah! hitsumabushi

n: eel

sy and j: hitsumabushi. love

s: you do. hitsumabushi

j: yes

n: hitsumabushi

s: ee? what?

n: i like hitsumabushi so much

s: but you guys are busy right now, so you like himatsubushi more, don't you? (himatsubushi= killing time)

KARA: hahaha

j: himatsubushi

s: that's delicious

g: delicious

s: so you better do eel bento (lunch box?) for delivery

g: eel bento

s: when you want

j: really?

sy: so, we have next schedule in osaka,

s: so

sy: please deliver to osaka?

s: delivery?

j: hahaha

s: rather "please take us to eat"

sy: fufufu

s: there, you putting kechap?

n: no no it's jam

sy: strawberry jam

s: strawberry jam. this.

s: putting in there

n: yes

s: this looks hard...

sy; hahaha

s: yes. this makes you fat

sy: hard yana (it's hard in osaka dialect)

s: that, it's understandable that your manager would say don't eat

j: unexpectedly, those match good

s: really

j: that...

s: don't fight?

j: don't fight

sy: saying "fight" hahahaa

s: they are good friends

j: good friends

sy: "fight"...ham and bread..fight?....hahaha

s: they do fight

j: don't fingt don't fight

s: when things don't match, they fight

s: done?

n: yes but..

j: there!

s: let's eat there!

j: let's eat there! go go go

s: go go go

h: (cleaning the mess) hahaha

s: too rugh. do it more nicely like a lady

j: i'll be like a lady

s: 19 years old, you don't have to

g: sandwitch

s: thank you so much

s: you, you, i can't hold this

sy: haha

j: (to hara) hold it for him

s: this, i can't hold it

sy: hahahaha

j: directly, from the dish, directly

s: ee?

j: it's sticky

n: this

s: what?

sy: this, easier to eat

s: this one is fine. this is fine. if it's hard to eat, it's funnier.

KARA: aaahhhaaa!

j and KARA: job! job!

n: because your job!

sy: sorry

s: because this is my job

n: because this is your job

s: yes. eat, coming out of mouth like baaaa! then, it becomes like "dirty!", then getting one laughter.

KARA: hahaha

sy: i understand. i see. i see.

s: this, sanma's caluculation

sy: ahhaa

g: calculation

j: please go ahead

s: this...really sticky...really..(starts to eat)

j: hahaha

sy: what is he gonna do? really...as calculated...

j: really as you calculated, isn't it?

s: (burst out laughing)

n and KARA: hahaha

j: what happened?

s: yes. as i calculated, isn't it?

j: hahaha

s: but. there is no doubt that it's delicious

h: delicious

g: delicious

sy: they match

s: must be delicious, if i think.

j: yes

s: egg, ham

sy: cheese

j: mayonnaise

g: mayonnaise

n: mayonnaise and strawberry jam

s: strawberry jam. this, don't fight, do they?

j: don't fight.

sy: haha

j: good friends

s: i'm asking her (nicole)

s: what? 19 years old

j: sorry

s: among KARA,

j: because my job!

s: you don't fit, do you?

j: haha

s: it may be like they all dislike you

n and h: hahaha

j: that never be the case! no way!

s: definitely yes!

j: no!

s: definitely yes!

j: no!

g: sanma san, we keep that a secret

s: (burst out laughing)

sy: we are doing our job right now

g: it's secret

s: secret. because you are only young, only capicapi (energetic like a child or young?) ....the others must be like "isn't she gonna quit? want her to quit.."

j: i'm leaving!

s: hahaha

g: jiyoung chan!

s: bye bye!

sy: we are not done yet

j: doing my job

s: doing your job

s: you guys are so kind

h: (cleaning sanma's cheek)

s: what am i gonna do? park!

g: hehe

s: well....this one is just too kind...what am i gonna do? next year...should i put her in the ranking?

g: sanma san

j: (seeing what gyuri is doing) must be lying

h: putting me

s: this

j: that's different! tea and oolong tea!

g: ah! tea. you have oolong tea? this is tea...

s: oh!

s: hara chan so kind! (drinking) tastes too light!

KARA: hahahhah

j: different

s: different

s: but, it's like too busy to have like dates? right now?

KARA: haaaa...

s: hard to get lovers

s: 19 years old, you are 19 years old, so that age, one wants to make a lover really bad,

j: yes. as you say

s: yes. as i say

j: yes

s: what kind of type do you like?

j: funny person

s: yes! yes!

j and KARA: hahaha

n: yes! yes! yes!

s: slim and funny person!

j: yes

s: and over 50!

j: hahahha. no way!

j: no way...(going down laughing)

h: little time left?

s: you right

j: i'm not leaving

sy: noooo

h: it's sad

s: but we can see again. i'm going to your concerts. we can see in osaka, too.

sy: you sure?

s: yes yes.

h: so can you promise?

s: yes. before i say i promise, write down your numbers

KARA: hahahah

sy: i'm writing i'm writing

s: sure? so we have to go to eat?

sy: eel bento

s: done writing?

h: not yet

s: i have to see you all from now

h: hehe

s: you done....well it says "i was pleased to meet you. take care of us from now too".....what???

s: (looking for numbers)

KARA: hahaha

j: no way she is giving the numbers

s: is this like invisible writing that is supposed to be revealed by fire?

h: hahahha

sy: nonono

n: hahaha

s: KARA is here

KARA: manma chan!

s: know manma chan?

s: you guys saying manma chan, but in this, ossan (middle aged or old man)

j: who?

sy: can i see?

j: who are you?

sy: i wanna see i wanna see

KARA: (seeing) waaaa

g and sy: beard? beard?

sy: cute like this

s: today, we can learn the dance

mister dance

h: come here

sy: it's your job, so please do your best

Translations by horensoy @ AK